Character List
Present Day - 2005
Characters of 1945
Characters of 1929
Characters of 1914
Lucky Brown - Lucky is the head guy of LCP. Upon his death, he willed money to the creation of LCP.com and his Navy Colt to his niece, Lucy.
Lucy Brown - Lucy is known on LCP as ‘andadaughter.’ Lucky’s niece, she appears to be in big horse doo-doo thanks to acquiring the Navy Colt. She works for Brown’s Let It Ride Limo Service (phone: +1-877-768-8147). Currently under arrest.
Robert Brown - Lucky’s brother and Lucy’s cousin (or something. We’re still trying to figure out this family.). He was in pursuit of the Navy Colt because he had a buyer for it. Tried to meet up with Lucy in a graveyard but was shot in the process.
Maurice Pikar - Not The Buyer. This dude’s gotta be bad. The guy who Lucy lost all her money to (referenced in Robert Brown’s blurb) and the guy waiting for Lucy at her apartment. He’s dead now.
Kerry Tucker - Also referred to in this guide and elsewhere as “El Cigaretto” or “Cigarette Man.” A featured killer in the story, Kerry likes to off people with a canoe and a 9mm gun. He may be working in partnership with Don McPherson.
Devon Brown - One of Lucy’s older brothers. Studies penguins in the arctic.
Janet Brown - Also known as “Oneeyedqueen.” Lucy and Devon’s mother.
Paco Cisneros - Paco’s, well, dead. Though he still shows up on the poker tables from time to time. Ran into Corazon Suarez at a convenience store heist. He was later killed by the dude with a penchant for canoeing (we call him “cigarette”).
Donald (Don) McPherson - one of the unattractive members of LCP law enforcement. Pairs up with Phillip Kim from time to time. Paired up with Kerry.
Trey Muncie - a.k.a. Omar Hakim. Trey’s pal Matt Viet hacks into the cell phone system, creating a blip that ends up in the result of one dead Alex Lieu.
Corazon Suarez - Corazon ran into Paco C. and shot at him in the presence of Clay Sizemore at a convenience store hold-up. Her boyfriend Victor was killed by the same guy who offed Paco.
Richard Brunswick - A Hollywood bigwig agent involved in the production of Bonnie and Clyde: The Musical (yeah, I’m thinking the same thing. Flopparino.) William Shiner’s agent.
Anthony (Tony) Viet - Part of the Eastside Social Club gang, Tony’s a rival of Paco C. His cellphone number is +1-323-924-1638
Matt Viet - a.k.a. WTF616. The crazy dude who hacked into the cell phone network, rendering it impossible for the poor HikerD00d (Alex Lieu) to call 911 when he needed it (bad, Matt. Bad bad Matt.). Recently arrested.
Alex Lieu - a.k.a. hikerd00d (oh no, not the l33t). Went hiking by himself one lovely day, lost cell phone reception, it got dark out, and he was cold and wet. Now he’s just cold in the morgue. Damn you Matt!
William Shiner - Whatchu talkin’ bout, Willis!? Former child actor trying to make himself a new career. Sadly, he’s got a thing for the booze and keeps missing auditions. Client of Richard Brunswick. Wants desperately to make his comeback in Bonnie and Clyde: The Musical (sigh. do these people have no shame?).
Clay Sizemore - a.k.a. The Preacher. One of Lucy’s pals from AA. Stumbled upon her at the cemetary during the shootout that killed Robert Brown (huh. How’d he happen to be there?). Took the Navy Colt when Lucy left it behind and then lied about it (bastard). Was nearly robbed by Paco C. but for the quick shooting wits of Corazon S. Thought later that he should return the gun to Lucy and drove over to her place, just in time to see her getting arrested. Fabulous timing, there, Clay. (moral of the story: lying is bad, mmkay)
Benito Rojas - also goes by Ben. Another of our favorite law enforcement people. Has a lovely file on Matt Viet and might be taking him into custody. Will also be meeting up with McPherson in D.C.
Kink Coover - Real name is Lincoln, somehow prefers Kink (I don’t write it, people. I just report.) This guy’s dead now, too (Killed by Kerry/McPherson). He was the gunman at the cemetary who killed Robert Brown (probably in an attempt to get the Colt). Also hates chatty women who drink his beer. Scratches “kink” into his victims (oh so classy).
Victor Aldridge - Corazon’s boyfriend. Met with Kerry (Cigarette man) in the desert (I feel like I’m writing the synopsis for X-files) where he fell for the ol’ classic “funny place for a canoe” schtick. I just shake my head.
Phillip Kim - Go Go Local Law Enforcement With Big Guns! Pairs up with McPherson from time to time and gives him a ringie-ding on the phone every so often.
Shaylee Kingston - Going by name spelling and looks alone, this might be our street walker, lady of the night, Roxanne, or Hoochie Mama (depending on what your verbal preference is). Apparently connected to both Spider and Vaquero and has a thing for Lesbian Ninjas (maybe it’s the leather and the eyemask).
Spider - Spider’s first information on her profile is a flashback from January 1989 when she was nine and in the UK. Born to a German mother and living with her and Ed (whom they ran away from at 14), she was in the US by age 19. Mum had died a few years ago to Hepatitis C (oops. drug user? We get the impression that Mumsey was a ladeeee of the night as well. I need to read up on my HepC transmissions 
It’s amazing how quickly our undergraduate major falls into oblivion)
Simon Bassi - A.k.a. Hasochet. Simon appears to be an old friend of Maurice Pikar’s, and perhaps a bit of his dirty deed man. He and Maurice are looking for the gun when Maurice says the gun is about repayment of an old debt. Dun dun DUUUUUN.
Vaquero - I love how all the pimps and hos only have one name ;D Crack me up. Vaquero appears to be Shaylee’s and Spider’s pimp o’ good lovin (and sometimes some shakin’).
Samuel Ligaya - a friend of Matt Viet and a member of the Eastside Social Club (also affectionately referred to as the ESC. heh heh. ESCAPE. omg, the puns. they flow like wine). Recently fell for the old “funny place for a canoe” line.
Harry Nakagawa - A cop currently on the books with the Eastside Social Club’s rival gang, Mi Casa. Has a thing for fish tacos.
Shawn Clevarias - A member of the Mi Casa gang. Goes by the name “Architect.”
Lothar Barbel - An anti-semite Civil War Buff (bad bad mix). Chairman of the Liberty Calls. His Liberty Calls phone number was found in Richard Brown’s apartment. Looks like we have our gun buyer.
Stan Corbet - William Shiner’s doorman
Johnny Deuces - Crappy dude who’s working for someone and is in pursuit of Lucy and the Navy Colt.
Toller Fazio - A pawn shop owner who comes across the Navy Colt for $75. Has ties to Anthony Viet.
Sarah Trinh - The late Tony Viet’s girlfriend. Has a drinking and drug problem. Also might be mentally unstable, like most idiot girls.
Carlos Delaje - A Mi Casa member working with Spider and Don McPherson. Killed Johnny Deuces. Has a big ass fro.
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Captain William Reed - a.k.a. Polaris. A spy for the Americans during WW2.
Gerald Monteverde - One of Lucky’s friends from WW2. Also goes by Jerry. Witnessed the hanging with Maurice and Lucky.
Otto Griff - The owner of the Metropole, the Munich hangout of Lucky, Maurice and Jerry. Appears to have a thing for diamonds and shooting people. Also a witness to the infamous hanging.
Svetlana Yugrina - A Russian agent in WW2. Communicates with Father Mueller. Plays a high stakes poker game for refugees and gold with William Reed.
John Whitecloud - An American pilot in WW2. Stumbles upon Father Mueller and Martin after the infamous lynching. Buddies up with William Reed to rescue some refugees. Meets his death in the alley before the poker game.
Father Mueller - A German priest. Takes care of Martin. Kills Whitecloud for Svetlana. Is then later killed by Maurice Pikar.
Martin Halder - The child of economics professors. Gets caught in the whirlwind of WW2 and tries to rescue his refugee parents with the help of Reed and Whitecloud. Witnesses infamous lynching.
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Jake Guzik - a.k.a. Greasythumb. Friends with OneEyedMickey and Machinegun. Likes poker. Works for Al Capone.
Peter Schimmer - His uncle was shot by OneEyedMickey. Wakes up in a trash heap feeling a little worse for the wear. Likes watching boxing.
Armageddon Jones - A boxer.
Robert Richardson - A cop. Not from Chicago, but is friends with Al Capone. The possessor of the Navy Colt in 1929.
Anita Defazio - A singer at The Four Deuces. Works for Al Capone gathering information from the customers. Has a run-in with OneEyedMickey.
Jack McGurn - a.k.a. Machinegun. Works for Capone. Friends with OneEyedMickey and Jake Guzik.
Mickey Ross - a.k.a. OneEyedMickey. Lacks an eye, hence the snazzy nickname. Has a fondness for shooting guys and breaking the fingers of women. Works for Capone.
Palmer Strauss - A financial doofus with a plan to rake it in with McGurn and Co. by holding up an armored car filled with banker’s bonds. Meets an untimely end when the plan falls through.
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Major Damon Michael - an ex-US Marine kicked out of the corps for marrying an Asian. He’s a member of Pancho Villa’s Pistoleros in Mexico during the Revolucion. Has a bit of a drinking/drug problem. Hired by George Abel to protect him during a poker game with Villa.
Kellie O’Grady - an ancestor of Kerry Tucker. Owns a border ranch that is in financial trouble. Makes deal with George Abel to save the farm in exchange for assistance in smuggling arms across the border to Villa. Goes to Juarez to seal the deal. Father owned Navy Colt; was murdered and gun disappeared.
William R. Hearst (A.K.A. George Abel) - A presidential hopeful looking to clinch his victory by helping stablize Mexico. In order to do that, he’s making smuggling arms to Pancho Villa his priority. Business man interested in hotels.
Ambrose Bierce (A.K.A. Padre Inferno) - A renegade priest (or not so much) hanging out with Pancho Villa and the gang. Current owner of Navy Colt, though many people want to get their hands on it. Has information on William Hearst and a murder tucked away in the hotel.
Rosita Klein y Flores - A spy for the Germans with her brother (now deceased). Sleeping with John Smith Caldwell who’s not so nice all that often.
George S. Patton - Not quite the General he will become at this point, Patton is a Lieutenant stationed in Mexico. Sent to Juarez to discover why Pancho Villa is on the move. Cousin is John Smith Caldwell.
Pancho Villa - A Mexican Revolutionary. Leads a band of merry men to take over Mexico. Looking for some guns that George Abel is offering. Getting ready for a poker game with O’Grady and Abel.
John Smith Caldwell - An ancestor of Lucky and Lucy Brown. Really wants that Navy Colt that Ambrose Bierce has. Discovers that Rosita Klein y Flores is a spy for the Germans, and that really pisses him off. Killed Emanuel Klein y Flores because of spying.
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